Use the sincere and funny Mother’s Day quotes and sayings below to say Happy Mother’s Day to Mom. These quotations are great for scrapbook pages, homemade cards and to use as card wording for your store bought Mother’s Day cards.Here’s an example on how you can use one of these quotes for your cards:Quote: “The mother’s heart is the child’s schoolroom.” ~Irish ProverbThen you could add: I’ve had an Ivy League education! Thank you, Mom!
Mother’s Day Quotations and Sayings
“When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.” ~Sophia Loren
“A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done.” ~Anonymous
“Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.” ~T. DeWitt Talmage
“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” ~Tenneva Jordan
“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.” ~Irish Proverb
“God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.” ~Jewish Proverb
“The mother’s heart is the child’s schoolroom.” ~Irish Proverb
Funny Mothers Day Quotes & Sayings
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” ~ Lisa Alther
“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” ~ Mark Twain
“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.” ~Aristotle
“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.” ~Author Unknown
“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.” ~ Phyllis Diller
“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” ~ Buddy Hackett